Zombie Penguin

annacantsleep:

blazindowntheriver:

socks192:

somekindofkad:

spectraize:

buggy-love:

uncomfortablydumb:

This doesn’t even need a caption. I think all girls know what this is…

ONCE A MONTH.

RIGHT NOW.

hell yes =/////

i hate Mother Nature for this :C

it is shit like this that makes me want to get a hysterectomy and keep the ovaries in a jar a formaldehyde and then every month on the day that I was suppose to be ovulating, shake the shit out of the jar and yell “HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!”

I regret nothing….

Welcome to what my life will be in a day or so….

WOMEN ARE SUPERHEROES. WE BLEED FOR A WEEK, ONCE A MONTH, FROM THE TIME WE HIT PUBERTY UNTIL WE HIT MENOPAUSE. AND THAT AIN’T FUN, EITHER.

WITH EVERY MOVEMENT MORE BLOOD COMES OUT

UPSIDE DOWN? BLOOD DRIBBLES ONTO YOUR PANTS

KICKING AND SHIT? JUST GETTING IT EVERYWHERE IN YOUR PANTS

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO LIE STILL AND TAKE AN OVERDOSE OF PAINKILLERS, AND MAYBE YOU’LL BE SUCCESSFUL IN PUTTING YOURSELF INTO A COMA UNTIL IT ENDS 

After I went through labor, I said I would never complain about period cramps again.

Theeeeen they got worse. ;A;