willyoucomeagain:

sext: 

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vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

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havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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(x) Valka and Toothless being adorable (◡‿◡✿).

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lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

  • LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
  • LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
  • HAHA FUCK FILCH
  • HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
  • FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
  • I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
  • NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

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sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

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nalijahmakayla:

ladies understand this

nalijahmakayla:

ladies understand this

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

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