If you’re the praying type, please say a prayer for me. If you’re not, at least send me some good vibes. It’s been a… rough weekend.

hopeydopey526:

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

omg

(via runicbasso)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via runicbasso)

shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

(via insidiousraccoon)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via kayzig)

stereolights:

queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.

(via runicbasso)

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it 

(via insidiousraccoon)

davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

(via thenoodlebooty)

creamy-hime:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

creamy-hime:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

(via 0trevskies)